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Dear friends,

As I’ve mentioned before, July and August are for French people the primary months of the grandes vacances, the month-long vacations to which all working people are entitled by law. You are not required to take your vacances in the summer, but it’s easier to arrange when almost everyone else is also having their vacances.

The first, smaller wave has already left the city. A bunch of restaurants and shops have their shutters down and their congé annuel (annual leave) notices taped up. I love that the notices are almost always hastily scrawled on the back of a menu, or a torn envelope fished out of the wastebasket. You can see the burning desire to get the heck out of Paris in every jittery stroke of the pen.

I’m still here; but in my head I’m far, far away. I’m looking out across the water from a place where the blowing sand stings as hard as the mosquitoes. Where the pool is always closed for repairs, yet by sunrise all the good lounge chairs have been taken. Where the tropical drinks cost as much as a Subaru and they arrive, if they arrive at all, tasting like lukewarm bathwater.

Greetings from Île des Écharpes. Scarf Island.

It’s a bland rectangular outcropping in the Sea of Ennui, somehow both frustratingly narrow and endlessly long.

It’s my own fault that I’m here.

Last winter, I finally figured out my scarf game. Wearing a scarf is a Parisian sartorial cliché; but unlike the beret and the poodle, it’s actually based on truth. In Paris, a scarf helps the world to know at a glance who you are …

… and it also keeps you from getting sick. If you go out in Paris with your neck uncovered, you are guaranteed at best sniffles and at worst whatever it was that killed Violetta in La Traviata.

Perhaps you are a medical professional, and you are about to bang out an angry comment telling me that’s hogwash. Go ahead. I didn’t believe it either. I learned the hard way. If you come here and swan around the Rive Gauche with your musculi cervicales on parade and end up coughing like Fantine, don’t come running to me.

Anyhow, last year I realized that almost all my scarves were too long and too wide for the way I live in Paris. They were fine in Chicago. In Chicago, you want something heavy and long. Heavy enough to wrap around your face five or six times to keep your lips from freezing together, and long enough so they can use it to drag you out of the snowdrift after the rescue dogs locate your body.

Here, you just need something that keeps the damp (it’s always damp) off your neck and chest. It should be easy to put on and take off as you go in and out of doors, and small enough to tuck neatly into your bag without crushing your emergency macarons.

I counted fourteen scarves in my wardrobe. Thirteen did not satisfy these requirements.

So I began to plan for new scarves. There are many ways to get a scarf, of course. One can buy them—instant gratification. One can weave them or sew them—still relatively quick. Or one can knit or crochet them—slow. Guess which of those I get paid to do?

As often happens, my personal needs got entwined with my professional duties. I am preparing a class on linen stitch for my Patreon group, and linen stitch makes gorgeous scarves.

Of course there’s more to linen stitch than just the basic method, so one must of course knit a scarf for each variation.

Around this time I was also tapped to appear in Season Ten of Knit Stars, and decided to teach shadow knitting. Shadow knitting makes gorgeous scarves.

Of course in addition to the class one would like to have kits. For the sheer thrill of it we (Knit Stars, Canon Hand Dyes, and I) decided to have two kits, with two colorways for each kit, and a doublewide option for the main pattern of one of the kits. Each of those requires a finished sample.

Any fool could have seen where this was heading. Not me. I am not just any fool, I am deluxe. I have add-ons, end-user modifications, and lace trim.

Here on Scarf Island, I have been a resident long enough to become a local landmark. I am mentioned in all the guidebooks. I serve as the point of departure for the little choo choo that will also show you the old courthouse and the war memorial.

Will I ever leave? Perhaps. Just today, I bound off this warmer-weather scarf in French linen yarn from Natissea. It had been so long since I bound off anything that I almost couldn’t remember how.

That leaves me only … let me see … four to go.

As the French say, [expletive redacted].

Cordialement,

Franklin

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Franklin Habit has been sharing his brainy and hilarious writing and illustrations with the knitting world since 2005.

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66 Comments

  • I always look forward to these missives and you never disappoint, Franklin!

    • I still haven’t finished my FIRST linen stitch scarf!

      • I have not either! I think I’ve been working on it for about 3 years, and I just HAD to have it when I saw the kit at my LYS!!!!!

  • Thank you for a light hearted start to the day. You are amazing. You are inspiring. You bring joy.

    • I’ll be going to scarf island with your season 10 class and kit.

  • And the scarf picks up a bit of the color in the embroidery on the jacket!
    Nicely done!

  • The truth of the scarf thing. I arrived with 1, left with 5. The thing that impressed me most was how effortlessly chic everyone looked styling said scarf. I came home and knit another. I may need to join you on Scarf Island needles at the ready and tepid drink in hand.

    • Apologies in advance if this is a stupid question, but is it possible to buy any of your creations? Do you have a retail website or perhaps sell through another platform? I think your work is beautiful, plus I would love to own a Franklin Habit original. Related question: do you do custom pieces?

      (Unfortunately, I do not know how to knit.)

  • Monsieur, on a day where my body chose violence, leaving me to do *accounting* while supine, your missive has brought a smile. Thank you, and I echo your expletive redacted. Bonne chance!

  • I applaud your devotion. I love the look of linen stitch & once looked up how it was done. At which point I decided I was doomed to admire it from afar.

    Thanks for the terrific despatch from the Island!

  • Bon courage Franklin!

  • Those little snarks! How do you do it? Hello from balcony island in Maryland at 7 am. Already steamy. 380 stitches on the needle of a shawl.

  • Wonderful. You always evoke smiles, ideas and inspiration. It sets my brain in action for the whole day. Thank you.
    Kathleen

  • Linen stitch is so elegant, shows off handpainted yarns to perfection and so worth the time it takes.

  • I’m not just any fool. I am deluxe.

    Same, same.

  • It is always a joy to read your letters.

  • Ha ha ha, you never fail to make me laugh and lighten my load. All the best to you this month and always

  • I am from Chicago (suburb) too, and your description of the necessary scarf made me laugh!

  • I do love a scarf and I have many but I lack the skill to casually throw on a scarf. My 86 year old mother can toss a length of something (anything really) around her neck and/or head and she looks like she’s off the meet her French lover. I, on the other hand, look like a farm girl in a 16th century painting, carrying a lamb, and being chased across a field.

    • HAHAHAHA!!!! You ALWAYS make me laugh!!!

    • Priceless!! love your comment!!

    • Oh, Karen. You do go on. Delightfully.

  • I love, love, love your writing! I laughed all the way through this while sipping my morning coffee. Thank you for starting my day in the best way possible!

  • How about a smiley face for that shadow knitting? Just a thought. Maybe for the more simple-minded knitters of us. I’m sure you have thought up something much more clever and tempting. My experience of summer in Paris was not damp, but for the truly damp winters I was saved on a walk by sensational onion soup and crépes in a Breton restaurant. That was 50 years ago. Do they still have Breton restaurants in Paris? Love the scarf characterizations. You are the best at that. Can’t wait to see what you have come up with, Franklin!

  • great article….what a hoot!

  • You redacted « mince » ?!?

  • That coral looks gorgeous on you!!! As always, a fun missive. Thank you!

  • Tres elegante. But o mi gawd, Franklin – linen stitch? That takes, like, twice as long, dude. At least it’s not a whole sweater in linen stitch. You have that much sense, right? Right? Franklin?

  • Kits!!! Kits for Season 10! Oh I signed up for that but have totally forgotten the dates!!! Gotta go through my reminder list. I’m stuck in wrap island! Almost to the end but what next? Definitely a quick summery Sophie scarf…maybe with a few beads? Linen stitch in linen? Hummmm. Thanks for always providing a glimpse of Paris and a new idea!!!

  • “I am DELUXE” is my new motto I too am on Scarf Island – a lovely Norah Gaughan shawl that, at my knitting rate, will take ~275 hours. Luckily I’m halfway through…

    • I’m also going to be DELUXE from now on! Just perfect!

  • You are amazing, Franklin. Always leaving us inspired and intrigued while laughing along the way. Looking forward to Knit Stars!

  • There is not A scarf created to stop the wind off of Lake Michigan in January in Chicago!!!
    Your scarf is absolutely gorgeous!❤️

  • Ah, French sartorial style…
    ah, Paris.

    Hope it’s not too big and too heavy in your lap in the un-air conditioned Paris summer!
    (Or knit in front of Marie de Medici??)

  • It’s always a joy to read about your adventures. I am deluxe too! Thank you for your wit, wisdom and skill.

  • Fun, fun, fun ro read about your summer escape… I’d love to join, but no such luck for me as less enticing duties must be completed first…

  • Let me throw you a lifeline to help get you off that island. But wait – I have to make it first. A very long, very skinny, very strong knitted “scarf.”

  • Linen stitch always looks so refined. As always, great writing. Thank you!

  • Oh no, just wove in ends on the current ex WIP and need…a project. And I’m both one of your patreons and signed up for season ten of knit stars. And my last linen stitch, full on sweater, qirh ends from 12 or 16 colors, is so far in the past I don’t even have PTSD… ma tête explose!

  • As ever, a delight! Made my morning. Next lifetime, I’m getting in the line titled “wit, wisdom, and creativity” and, just maybe, will be a quarter as fascinating and charming as Franklin. Bonne chance pour tricoter les écharpes.

  • Well done on the finished scarf. And well done on an entertaining letter to brighten my day.

  • Was it merde?
    I have a Parisian friend. She sent me a photo of her almost 2 year old grandson, strolling down the street with his hands in his pickets. He is wearing a scarf. At his very young age, he is unmistakably French!

  • Hilarious as always. Best wishes on your health challenges.

  • I never relate to sleeve island. Mais, scarf island? Cent pour cent!

  • I prostrate my needles.
    Je vais dans un sens vers la mer.
    par égard pour

  • There was a glorious linen stitch scarf in my LYS not long ago. And now you do this. I’ve been trying to get uninspired, because I know it’s a long commitment, but the inspiration won’t go away.

  • Scarf Island … yup. I’m there.
    Linen stitch is perfect.

  • Inspiring!
    Good luck for timely bind offs.

  • Oh, Franklin! That scarf goes perfectly with your embroidered work shirt. Three seasons for sure.

  • LOVE the orange and pink (um lilac?) And is there a scarf love island? 🙂

  • I thought I saw you on Scarf Island! *waves at you from across the derelict swimming pool* I’m here too, with four scarves on the go. My problem is that I keep getting bored with the scarves already in progress, and firing up another one. Best of luck to us both!

  • I’m also working a linen stitch scarf (shawl)
    its three skeins of yarn and its going to be huge. I put it aside to work on more interesting things. I doubt it will be done in time for this winter, but the meditative quality of linen stitch will welcome me back anytime

  • Can you tell us the length and width of the appropriate scarf? Merci!

  • But… you have succeeded! What a scarf, that very last photo. It’s just gorgeous (and I don’t like orange!)

  • What a great talent to make me laugh at myself by serving yourself up on a platter! Love ALL the scarves on the island. Breathlessly awaiting your tour of linen stitch in its many forms. Where, again, do I buy my ticket for the choo-choo?

  • Just wondering if you can see Sleeve Island from Scarf Island?

  • Oh, dear! That’s a lot of scarves. I don’t really enjoy knitting them. Sweaters are really my thing. An occasional hat isn’t too objectionable, because they go quickly. My oldest son and his wife usually request an accessory for Christmas, and it’s usually scarves. That somehow must match. They like to match with each other. I think it’s the constant turning that really gets on my nerves, because the turning really slows things down. Good luck on the Island. I hope you can leave it soon, if it’s not your favorite. Sometimes you just need something, and then you just have to make it yourself.

  • That last picture is absolutely delicious, Franklin!

  • I knit scarves for so long because I had no idea how to knit in the round. And now I do and I’ve also discovered shawls. Cabled needles suddenly make sense! Enjoy the scarf making now so you can do the scarf wearing later!

  • I wish I could remember who wrote the essay I read years ago that referred to French women’s possession of the “mystical scarf-tying gene.”

  • Missed your precious comments and analysis! You are so regal!

  • Ahhh Linen stitch, one of the banes of my knitting existence. I thought poo a simple scarf oh no I shall do a shawl! Its tangled corpse sometimes whispers to me in the night from the closet where I put it. Rather like a vampire, beautiful and never ending.

  • You look quite dashing in your warmer weather scarf. I wish you speedy fingers and may the knitting goddess smile down upon you with benevolence as you knit your remaining scarf load.

  • A joy as always, dearest Franklin!!! Are the kits only available from the Knitstars class? I enjoyed looking at both of the yarn links❤️

  • I too have always loved linen stitch but kept messing up, when the weave squeals at you. Then a few weeks ago while Ravelryng, I found the perfect pattern, Susan Ashcroft’s Linen Weave Boomerang. With so many options for striping, 2 colors (almost Harris tweed looking), length, really any yarn, I’m going one color with a Noro gradient worsted (my daughter’s pick), inserting a 4 row knit every 3-ish inches. Altho a 4 row linen repeat, I only have to read the back stitch of the last row to know whether to slip back or front, knit or purl. And the pebbly other side is equally handsome. So satisfying – give it a go!

  • Where are the kits?

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