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DEAR FRENDS OF FOODLADY

IM NOT A KNITTR

I HAVE TO PUT THAT OUT THERE UP FRONT

SO IM NOT MAKIN ANYTHING FOR ANY OF YU OUT OF ANIMAL FUR WHICH IS A WEIRD THING TO DO

SERIUSLY DO YU CLEAN OUT YUR HAIRBRUSH AND MAKE YARN OUT OF IT

PS IF YOU DO THIS PLEASE KEEP IT TO YERSELF

ANYWAY

I DONT KNIT BUT I LIKE A SONG AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CREATUR

SO WITH THE HELP OF THE LANKY ONES I CURATED A PLAYIST FOR YOU ALL

HERE ARE SONGS YU WILL NOT FIND ON THIS PLAYLIST

JINGLE BELL ROCK

JINGLE BELLS

ANY OTHER JINGLE SONGS

FIGGY PUDDING SONGS

ROCKIN AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE          SHOULD BE NAPPIN AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU      REALLY         WHO DOESNT WANT A PRESENT

LITTL DRUMMER BOY       WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH SANTA I DO NOT KNOW

IDLE THOUGHT       WHY NO CHRISTMAS SONGS ABOUT SMOKED SALMON

MY POINT HERE AND I DO HAVE ONE

MY BRAND NEW PLAYLIST I MADE FOR YOU IS CALLD

SOUNDS OF KERMIT

THERE AR ZERO CHRISTMAS SONGS ON HERE

IT IS DESIGND TO MAKE YOU

DANCE

SING ALONG

REST A BIT

THEN DANCE MORE

THEN THINK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT

THEN GET PRETTY HEART TENDR

HERES THE PLAYLIST.

YOU NEED A FREE SPOTIFY ACCOUNT TO HEAR THE WHOLE ENTIRE COMPLETE SONGS

HERES A LINK FOR GETTIN TO SPOTIFY

YULE NOTICE A LOT OF THESE 51 SONGS ARE NOT NEW SONGS

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT OLD SONGS ARE THE GOOD SONGS

SO THATS THE THINKIN ON THAT ASPECT OF SOUNDS OF KERMIT

DISCLAIMER         SILENT NIGHT IS INTO THERE BECAUS ITS NAT KING COLE FOR PETE SAKE

AND ALSO I THINK A SILENT NIGHT IS SOMETHING TO AIM FOR

MY HUMBLE SUGGESTION IS TO TURN THIS THING ON AND LET IT FLOW LIKE A MIGHTY RIVR OF LUV

YUR CORRESPONDNT IN NASHVIL

KERMT

PS THANK YU FOR MAKIN A NEEDLE SIZR OUT OF ME

WHATEVER THAT IS

YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER NOW AT KERMTHERE

I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS

I THINK OF MYSELF AS A INFLUENCR

THANK YOU FROM THE COCKLE OF MY HEARTS

 

PS AGAIN

IN FACT IF THOSE JINGLE KINDS OF SONGS ARE YUR THING THER AR TWO MDK HOLIDAY PLAYLISTS ALREADY IN EXISTENCE THAT FOODLADY HAS PLAYED DAMN NEAR TO DEATH

THIS ONE IS SUPER CHRISTMASSY

AND THIS ONE IS NASHVILLE CHRISTMASSY

HAVE FUN WITH THAT

 

PSS  IF YOU LISTEN TO ONLY ONE SONG FROM SOUNDS OF KERMIT, I SUGGEST NUMBER 34

BISCUITS BY KACEY MUSGRAVES

SHE IS ALMOST AS BEAUTIFUL AS FOODLADY

About The Author

KERMT SHANE IS A SOMETIME CONTRIBUTR TO MDK OK JUST THREE TIMES BUT STILL I TRY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHERE I CAN

A LITTLE UNDEREMPLOYED FRANKLY NO KNITTIN CREDITS TO MY NAME THOUGH I ENJOY A NICE HANDKNIT LIKE ANYBODY

TRYING TO LIMIT MY SOCIAL MEDIA EXPOSURE A BIT

BUT I JUST CANT QUIT TWITTER SO YEAH IM AT @HEREKERMT

AND FOODLADY SET ME UP ON INSTAGRAM @KERMITINNASHVILLE BUT IM NOT COMFRTABLE WITH UPLOADING PHOTOS MUCH

93 Comments

  • Kermit, thank you for the wonderful music list, sans Christmas music. I think you listed many of my favorite OLDIES BUT GOODIES. Hope Santa brings you something delicious

    • Thanks Kitty. Loving your choices. We don’t celebrate Christmas but luv good music

    • THANK YU ZEN FOR PARTICIPATIN IN THIS MUSICALE

      HOPE YU GET SOME SMOKD SALMN TOO

  • Party on, Kermit!

    • WHY THANK YOU WENDY

      MY HOLIDAY REGARDS TO LOKI

      HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL GREAT CAT

  • Ermahgerd. Thank you Kermit!! I don’t even celebrate Christmas and I love these.

    • POORLY KEPT SECRET

      I DONT CELEBRATE CHRISMAS EITHR

      BUT SOLSTICE

      WHO DOESNT WANT TO CELEBRATE DAYS GETTIN LONGR

      • Solstice has become a celebration here too — bonfires, good food and drinks, and wonderful people! Also picked up the Icelandic tradition of giving books on the 24th to be read in the evening with more of the good food and drinks.

      • Yes, Solstice is my secret favorite winter holiday!

  • Kermie, thanks so much for your early morning comedy. (I’ve been up since 3 a.m. and dissolved into giggles and guffaws upon reading this). Thanks for the playlists!

    • JULIE A SOUTHWELL YOU ARE AWESOM FOR LOSIN SLEEP AND HANGIN OUT

      IM UP AT NIGHT OFTN TOO

      MAYBE MORE SAMETHING WILL SHOW UP IN THE BOWL

      YOU NEVER KNOW

      • Ann and Kermit, after reading today’s post (1.3.19), I saw your picture (Kermit) from your last post and re-read it Once again, I was cracking up to the pt. of tears. So I put the playlist on and got into the O’Jays’ “Love Train”. Oh my….dancing in my seat while eating oatmeal.

    • OMG, I hope you get a nap today!

  • Meow!!! Love this

    • MEOW ALSO TO YOU THANK YU

  • Love love love! Thank you Kermit and Food Lady <3

    • MAX DANIELS YUR SELF CARE THINKIN HAS BEN A BIG INFLUENCE ON ME

      I FEEL LIKE MY SLEEPIN IS PRETTY STRONG AT THIS POINT NOW THAT ITS ESPECIALY A PRIORTY

      THANKIN YOU

  • Hysterical! Nothing but ❤️ for Kermit!

  • Perfect.

  • Thank you, Kermit (and Food Lady) for starting my day with a smile!

  • Kermit, you had me at “Wichita Lineman.”

    • I want to die every time I hear that song and it’s even more poignant knowing that Kermt shares the love.

      • YOU KNOW

        THERE ARE ONLY TEN LINES IN THAT SONG

        WHICH IS EVEN MORE POIGNANTER

        I HEAR YOU SINGIN IN THE WIRE

        TOO MUCH TO BEAR I TELL YU

  • Kermit is super handsome and has excellent taste in music. <3

    • JULES YU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A KERMITS DAY

      YOU AR SUPERHANDSOME TOO IM GUESSIN I DONT REALY KNOW BUT EVERYBODYS GOT BEAUTIFULNESS INSIDE TO THEM

  • Kermit you are perfect! And your Foodlady is too! Merry Christmas!

    • SAME TO YU VAL

      SUCH PERFECTIAN IS AVAILBLE TO US ALL DONT YU THINK

      WABISABI PERFECTIAN YOU KNOW

  • Kermit – I almost snorted hot coffee through my nose from laughing! Thanks so much for the playlist; I certainly like the way you and Foodlady think about intervals of dancing and resting and you have great tats,on music. All the best for the holidays.

    • NOT GONNA LIE I GET WINDED AFTER SONG NUMBER 5 SO A LIE DOWN IS PRETY MUCH ALWAYS IN ORDER

  • Kermit shoots straight from the hip. I like that about him. Looking forward to the songs!

  • I happened upon your delightful playlist yesterday, Kermit, and I’m a FOLLOWER!! You have great taste. 🙂

    • YUR MY FOLLOWER VICKI

      I HAV BEEN HAUNTD ALL THE NIGHT LONG WONDERIN WHO MY FOLLOWR COULD BE AT SUCH AN EARLY MOMENT IN THE LIFE OF SONGS OF KERMT

      NUMBR ONE VICKI

      YUR NUMBR ONE EXCLAMATION POINT

  • Love your playlist , Kermit.
    You are a very beautiful, smart, cat. Hope Foodlady knows what she has with you!
    Have a wonderful holiday.

    • JANE NOBLE YOU HAVE A GREAT NAME JUST SAYIN

      WISHIN U A LOT OF HOLIDAY THINGS TO FEEL INSIDE YUR HEART

  • Great list, Kermit. I might have to get a Spotify account. I’ll tell ’em a cat sent me.

    • HONESTLY THEY DONT KNOW ME AT SPOTIFY BUT YU NEVR KNOW IT MIGHT HELP TO DROP MY NAME

  • Thanks, Kermit. I’ve been playing Baby, It’s Cold Outside on loop lately, so it’s nice to have some other suggestions.

    • YUR GOIN TO FEEL SUCH AN OVERWHELMIN RELIEF WHEN YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE ANYMORE

  • You’re beautiful, Kermit, thanks for the tunes!

    • THANK YU CORNELIA BAYLEY

      ARE YOU RLEATED TO GEORGE BAILY OF ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE

      I LOVE THAT MOVIE

  • Very eclectic selections! Now I have to look into a Spotify account! Thanks for putting this together, Kermit! Cats are sooo savvy

    • I APOLOGZE FOR USING SPOTIFY BUT OTHR THAN BURNIN A CD OR SOMETHIN IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO CONVEY MY MUSICL CHOICES TO YU

  • I’m proud to say that I remember when ALL of those wonderful old songs first came out!
    My cat, Mighty Mouse (who is large but kind of shy) is honored to strongly resemble you, Kermit, down to those beautiful green eyes.
    I usually avoid Christmas songs, but I’ll listen to the Queen of Soul any time! Thanks for these great songs!

    • IM ELEVEN SO I JUST PRETEND I WAS BORN IN 1963 WHICH REALLY GIVES ME A WIDE SWATH OF POPULR MUSICL HISTORY TO DRAW FRM

      DO YOU THINK OUR EYES LOOK LIKE CELADON ENAMLS

      FOODLADY SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME AND I DONT KNW WHT SHES TALKIN BOUT

  • Good Morning Kermit, As the Foodlady of two lovely tuxedo boyz, I thank you for your playlist.

    • PLEAS SEND MY WARMEST HOLIDAY GREETINS TO YOUR TUXEDOS

      THE FEW
      THE PROUD
      THE ENORMOUS

  • Kermit- Thank you! Your feline taste in music is impeccable!

    • MUSIC ALSO DANCIN WILL SAVE US ALL THOUGH I HAV TO ADMIT MOST OF MY DANCIN IS INVISIBL TO THE EYEBALL

      INTERNAL DANCIN IS GOOD WHEN U DONT WANT TO CAUS A SCENE

      • Internal Dancing is often a must, Kermit.

  • Oh, Kermit. ❤️
    My cat, Blackberry, writes in lower case; the doggo, Stewart, writes in upper case as you do. None of you seem to know about punctuation, though. Interesting.

    • PAWS YOU KNOW

      KIND OF HUNT N PECK

      OR JUST SLO GOIN FRANKLY

  • THIS MAKES MY DAY

  • Kermit, glad to see you, will be gladder to hear your playlist today, but you are just like all the other cats with the YELLING. So yelling. Loud, loud, loud. I mean, I can’t let you out the door! Or hold it open for you to contemplate. I’m far away. Gosh, K.

    • IT IS HARD TO GET ANYBODYS ATTENTIAN WHAT WITH THE INTERNET THESE DAYS

      IM WHISPERING IT JUST LOOKS LOUD

  • MEOW KERMIT! THANKS FOR THE LOVELY PLAYLISTS! MAY I ASK YOU A FAVOR? THANK THE FOODLADY ALSO FOR ALL THE MUSIC AND THE JOY AND FUN FOR THIS MORNING! MERRY DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS FOR YOU ALL!!!

    • WHY THANK YOU ELENICE WILL PASS THAT ALONG

      HOPE SOME SMOKED SALMON COMES YOUR WAY SOON

  • KERMIT IZ NO SUCH TINGZ AZ SILENT NITE BECUZ DATZ WHEN WE RUN AND PLAY ‘N STUFF ALSO NITE IZ BEST TIME TO SWAT AT WINDOW BLINDZ THE HOOMANZ LUV WHEN YOU DO DAT AT THREE A.M.

    LOVE
    HENRY THE OTHER TUXEDO CAT

    P.S. TUXEDO CATZ R BEST CATZ EVERYONE KNOW DIS

    P.P.S. BEST CHRISTMUS SONG IZ CALLED GIVE ME TREATZ I JUST WROTE IT IT GOZE LIKE DIS IT SOUNDZ LIKE JINGLE BELLZ

    GIVE ME TREATZ
    GIVE ME TREATZ
    GIVE ME TREATZ RIGHT NOW
    NOT THAT TREAT, WANT OTHER TREAT
    NOW YOU SCRATCH MY CHIN
    SCRATCH MY CHIN
    GO ‘WAY NOW
    GET UP OFF MY CHAIR
    GET MY TREATZ GET MY TREATZ
    HOOMAN DAT MY CHAIR

    MERRY CHRISTMUS HOPE YOU GETZ LOTZA CATNIP ‘N SNUGGLZ.

    • SO EXCELLNT GREENIES ARE MY GO TO ALSO SMOKED SALMON

      HOW DO YU GET PUNCTUATIAN TO WORK

      I GOT NO THUMBS FOR ONE THNG

      • TELL HOOMANZ TO DO IT U HAZ CAT MINDPOWER OVER DEM ALL.

        HOOMAN, YOU PUT DOTS HERE AND HERE FOR MY RITING THEN GET ME TREATZ.

  • I love you Kermit!!!!

  • Adorable! !! Thank you Kermit! !

  • I love your thinking, Kermit. You should take over Food Lady’s keyboard more often.

    • I LIE ON IT MOST DAYS IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN

      SHE LOST A WHOLE ENTIR POST ONE TIME ON ACCOUNT OF MY BACK END

      NOT A GREAT DAY FOR EITHR OF US TO BE HONEST

  • Thanks! Love the new playlist.

  • Thank you, Kermit, and – Kermit bears a truly striking resemblance to the beloved 1980 something Vogue Cat Sweater, the one in Windsor Tweed (please oh please bring back Windsor Tweed!). Kermit wins the look with the downward cocked ear. Huzzah!

    • A SWEATR FOR A CAT IS SOMETHIN I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

      CARDIGAN WOULD BE BETTR THAN PULLOVR

      NOBODY PULLS ANYTHIN ONTO A CAT AS FAR AS I KNOW

      TWEED IS SUCH A GOOD LOOK TO BE HONEST FOR ANYBODY

  • Wonderful post! A good laugh that was genuinely needed. Much joy to Kermit, Olive and their two legged companions for this holiday season. Many treats!

    • DID U SAY TREATS

      I AM ALERT NOW

  • Kermit, that is a great list! I’m surprised you left off one song — “What’s New, Pussycat?” by Tom Jones — cause I thought you’d like it, but whatever. Hope Santa leaves you bales of catnip under the X-mas tree!

    • WHERE WERE YU WHEN I NEEDED YU

      TOM JONES IS A GOD TO ME

      HE HAS ALL THAT INNER JOY ON THE OUTSIDE

  • Hi-5 claws Kermit

    This is furry Phinn from down-under. With purry respect, you need a few irrelevant letters in your name like me. It sure messes with the vet’s reception staff. And isnt that the point of being a cat?

    Your music is great. Not enough Penderecki or thrash metal to shock a lace pattern into going wrong though. That is a fine thing to see, isn’t it .Kkerrmi? The tears, The needle throwdown. The threats to take up scrapbooking instead.

    A Prime Minister here once said that his rival would ‘even make a cat laugh’. Rare to find a human who really gets us. Do you think they will get that most of those tracks played backwards are saying ‘drop a stitch, drop a stitch’.

    Keep rollin’ Kkerrmi! Mostly on you back to warm up your furry tum.

    Your bro Phinn

  • Kermit, I truly appreciate you insight! Thanks for sharing!

  • Love, love, love…Kermt, Holiday music, tuxedo cats, and now Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves. Though Ellie just came over and wondered what I was listening to and why I was looking at pictures of another cat!

  • Thank you, Kermit. I will also share with my cats Tom (aka Junior) and Bunter. Thanks especially for leaving off the Xmas tunes…

  • Kermit – you might not post often but whenever you do it makes my day!

  • Kermit, You have fantastic taste in music! I plan to entertain my office with your playlist tomorrow morning. Okay, I jet there early and I’ll be entertained myself, but then that’s the whole idea isn’t it?

  • thank you Kermit. my hoomin listens to npr and likes jinglebell rock and wont let me out to chase skwirrels. She calls me the house leopard beacause I jump on her back when she bends down and i have spots I also have stripes like a tiger. rowr… pepper

  • But Kermit what beautiful eyes you have!

  • Kermit you are my hero , thank you for posting your loved gigs this time of year!

  • I had knee replacement surgery on Monday and enjoyed listening to Kermit’s playlist It was just what the doctor would have ordered, if he read this blog. Thanks so much.

  • Oh Kermit, I love you. Is Twitter the same as Instagram? I only just mastered that.

  • Love it!!! So fun.

  • Hey, Kermt…….you’re not a frog, right? Usin’ a fake pic ID? LOL!! Request……been on the look out for a crochet hook sizer…..having plenty of knitting needle sizers…..even one of the more recent that sizes the larger knitting needles…..such as 35………can’t seem to find a crochet hook sizer…..not a problem, however as I’ve got but one (1) hook without a size on it…..old critter…..and, I can guesstimate the size, really. But, I collect the objects de-junque of my two favorite crafts…..K & C. Have you seen any in your travels? TU!!

  • Thank you, Kermit! I’ll listen to your playlist with Harley and Allie when I get home tonight. Do you like to lie under the Christmas tree? That’s where they spend most of their time right now — except when Allie is trying to remove the decorations from said tree!

  • I have just scrolled through your list, Kermit . Very good bunch of songs there; think there were only about 8-10 that were skippers. Which is amazing for me; I’m admittedly picky. Ever thought of becoming a dj?

  • Kermit I love that Foodlady arranged a Vanity Fair style photoshoot for you. Its what you deserve and more.

  • Omg, I love him. He is so cute!! Those ears! <3

  • Kermit, that’s a great playlist. Thanks for the introduction to Biscuits. Great song. And one of our cats is named Biscuit. She really liked it, too.

  • Kermit, I luv U!

  • I am a luddite, by curcumstance not philosophy. Does spotify not woek on an ipad? It told me it didn’t but not sure if I should believe it. Also why is there an imessage app? To send suggestions? Can I hear all Kermit’s pics that way?

    Merry xmas!!!!

  • Dearest Kermit: Thank you for a wonderful playlist. It is the perfect antidote to the messiness of life! Happy Solstice to you and Food Lady. Enjoy the last full moon of the year and the upcoming meteor shower! Your distant relative Felix sends his best.

  • Perfect!! Meow!!

  • Love you Kermit!

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